Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Oh I say

This is a public information announcement, aimed to save you time and trouble. Over at the Sun, who I will not link to, there is a picture of a young lady, a tennis player I believe, exposing what can only be described as a nipple. There is nothing unusual in this, the only way that a lady can get a mention in said toilet paper is to appear topless. Joan of Arc would not have been seen as worthy of reporting unless she got them out for the lads.
In this picture, however, there is caption which says "click to enlarge". Should you choose this option, you will find that it is the whole picture, not the protuberance, that is enlarged.
I hope that this helps.

16 comments:

Dave said...

Stumbled across the site, did you, in your selfless efforts to keep us on the straight and narrow?

I, like the view said...

yup

that helped

thanks

ziggi said...

clicking was never likely to work as an enlargement technique - gentle stroking and the odd tweak work better. Hope this helps.

Vicus Scurra said...

Dave, as if it wasn't you who sent me there in the first place.

ILTV. YW.

Ziggi, how enormous is the debt which is owed to you by us all?

Richard said...

Buggered if I can find it.

Vicus Scurra said...

Richard, I assume that you mean the picture of Ms William's nipple. I hardly think it appropriate for you to be looking for it, unless she loses it and needs help in retrieval. Please limit your "surfing" (as the young people call it) to respectable cricket sites, and those concerned with culture in Crewe (www.oxymoron.com).

ziggi said...

I blame you

Vicus Scurra said...

For those of you with insufficient time on your hands to keep up to date with Ziggi (and that must be a very small, ill-informed minority) I should point out that her comment is not a reference to my being responsible for lady's nipples popping out of their clothing (although that would not be far from the truth), but rather her being eaten alive by alien life forms breeding in her roof. She blames me, in a typical example of female logic, for giving her advice and warning her of the consequences of not following it. She now has fewer body parts than at the beginning of the week.

homo escapeons said...

Thank goodness that Ziggi could see through your clumsy fumbling in the dark..next time just come right out and say what you mean!

Women won the equal right to bear bare breasts in Canada years ago (although the actual practice of going topless still seems sporadic at best)
so whatever.
Actually I wish that it was illegal for all of those obese men to expose their moobs all bloody summer YEECCCHHH!!

Sharon J said...

I'm so glad you told us this otherwise I would have been terribly confused.

MJ said...

Just popped in because I knew that you've been pining for me in my absence.

I, like the view said...

dear sweet vicus

I have a little something chez moi for you, next time you need a little friend to play with. . .

:-)

Jane P said...

You really are a boring old fart, aren't you? I've been in Greece for nearly a week, come back here and find you're still stick on the same old post.

Hoosier said...

And they say the media is worthless!

Vicus Scurra said...

Jane P. Obviously things are so boring in Greece (which is a far cry from the impression that you try to portray on your blog) that you feel it necessary to come over here looking for excitement. This is exactly the purpose of this blog, but the proprietor reserves the right to the occasional couple of days off.

Dave said...

A couple of days off are all very well, but over a week is too much to bear.

Are you dead?