Tedious, ungrammatical, unoriginal and tasteless crap from someone old enough to know better.
I used to live in Lincolnshire, not ten miles from Sleaford.I have never had pleasure in public.
And nor has anyone in your company.
It's a Sale of Two Titties, Vicus.
I certainly hope that having to wear an Ass Bow in public will not tamper with her regular duties as Widdicombe's chauffeur, hairstylist, and chief political strategist?
I once had some quiche in Sleaford.I can't believe this has happened.
Murph. You are the winner of this week's prize. Good boy.Donn. It is a constant source of amazement that someone so far away can have such a complete grasp of our British customs.Geoff. I would have warned you not to do that. Why did you not ask?
Wouldn't that be an ARSE bow, Donn?
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