The new presidency does indeed herald a new era of friendship, tolerance and sympathy. I was therefore a little saddened to see numerous (well, two) bloggers utter the sentiments to the outgoing holder of the office "be sure that the door doesn't bang you on the ass on the way out".
This rhetoric is not in keeping with the new mood sweeping the world, and disrespectful both to the man and the office.
I would therefore, in the spirit of love and peace, like to say to Dubya, "back out of the door, brother, so that your ass is not in danger of getting hit. Instead, let me repeatedly smash it into your fuck ugly, useless, stupid, warmongering, callous face, you cunt."