Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Door knob

The new presidency does indeed herald a new era of friendship, tolerance and sympathy. I was therefore a little saddened to see numerous (well, two) bloggers utter the sentiments to the outgoing holder of the office "be sure that the door doesn't bang you on the ass on the way out".

This rhetoric is not in keeping with the new mood sweeping the world, and disrespectful both to the man and the office.

I would therefore, in the spirit of love and peace, like to say to Dubya, "back out of the door, brother, so that your ass is not in danger of getting hit. Instead, let me repeatedly smash it into your fuck ugly, useless, stupid, warmongering, callous face, you cunt."

5 comments:

Dave said...

I have no idea about whom you are talking.

tom909 said...

Vicus, for a minute there I thought you were actually going to wish George well. Rarely do I hold a grudge (except with the Mrs, obviously) but George Bush and Tony Bliar - I don't think I'll ever forgive them.

Rol said...

He'd duck. After those shoes, he's ready for anything you throw at him.

Richard said...

He's probably still trying to get out of the broom cupboard.

I, Like The View said...

charming

I echo your sentiments entirely, altho I'd never have used such language myself