Saturday, December 12, 2009

Listening to Hairy Chimps

My friends at the Torygraph report that "Monkey alarm calls provide clues to origins of human language". Nice to see TCM speculating about something and spending slightly less money in doing so. Here is what they have found being communicated.FFS! Can't a chap take a shit without some twat eavesdropping?

Yes, it is a big fucking nose, but I have developed it over hundreds of thousands of years to help me cope with my environment - sticking it in other people's business is not the thing for which I use it. Now sod off.

Yo! George! Give him your David Bowie impression! See if the smartarsed git can make sense out of that.

One step closer, mofo, and you'll be investigating the origins of getting a microphone out of your ass.

8 comments:

Dave said...

I have nothing to add.

Hope this helps.

Vicus Scurra said...

I would lend you my calculator, but I suspect that you will find fault with my interpretation of your comment.

moreidlethoughts said...

Sometimes (not always), Mr Scurra, I find myself nodding in agreement.

I, Like The View said...

I'm with the speak no evil monkey on this one

(-:

Clippy Mat said...

I am working on a clever comment to this post and will return with it in the forseeable future.
;-)

Donn said...

Monkee see,
Monkey fling poo!

I am thrilled to see you finally participating in the great debate aboot whether Monkeys invented the Inglash language before-during or after they had killed off all of the Dinosaurs with Guns, Germs & Steel.

Robynn's Ravings said...

What?

Dr Zibbs said...

They used to have the monkey with the big nose on Sesame Street and I always wondered what it was called.