Tedious, ungrammatical, unoriginal and tasteless crap from someone old enough to know better.
Hurrah!! You're writing your Christmas letter.I'm afraid I'm not sending cards this year, as I have no wish to spread my illness the length and breadth of the country. Also I don't have enough energy to write them.Please take this note as my festive greeting to you.
I will cut it out and paste it to my mantelpiece.
Yes. I'd like to report a problem with my internet, please..
My bin wasn't emptied yesterday.
Where's that cocktail you promised me over an hour ago?
Boz. Thank you. Your message is important to me. You are in a queue, and your query will be answered as soon as I get to the 14th level of "David Gower versus the Zombies".Rog. Where's ya bin?
MJ. It appears that you are already too drunk to find it. This is not my problem. However, we are your friends here, and will help you through this difficult time.
You're reading Sarah Palin's book aren't you?He's gone Rogue on us poor bastard.
Donn. Yes, I'm reading it to her. Someone should.
I came here for careers advice and this is what I get. Thanks a bunch!
I'm concernedyou haven't yet responded to the invitiation you were issued a while back (and numerous times since) regarding I,LTV's 2009 Mid-Winter Pagan Celebratory Festival of Secret SantanessI hope you address this (it's probably as important as your project)
Rol. Careers advice? Get a job.ILTV. I think you may have deduced the answer. With regret I decline.
I find it more and more difficult to reach my toe-nails.
Where did you leave them?
I found a shirt that will fit you to a "T"http://shop.neatorama.com/product-info.php?i-survived-the-large-hadron-collider-t-shirt-pid104.html
Yes, he is about my size.
Your w v today is 'prole'. Thank you.
War and Peaceby Leo Tolstoypage one..*ahem"WELL, PRINCE, Genoa and Lucca are now no more than private estates of the Bonaparte family. No, I warn you, that if you do not tell me we are at war, if you again allow yourself to palliate all the infamies and atrocities of this Antichrist upon my word, I believe he is, I don't know you in future, you are no longer my friend, no longer my faithful slave, as you say. There, how do you do, how do you do? I see I'm scaring you, sit down and talk to me."page two...
I am in paroxysms over your reply on my blog and those featured here. What is the antidote? And why do you lie so frequently? You told ILTV that you decline with regret when it's quite obvious you are elated. Well, elation does look vastly different on you. Not just everyone can wear it.
Oh Robynnnnn! You are so wrong, I am regretful about letting down ILTV. We all revere her. I just ain't gonna get into the Santa thing.
You're not ungrammatical at all. Time to change that blog header, don't you think?
UG - that wood be tempting fete.
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