Wednesday, April 27, 2005

I'm sorry he's from Barcelona

Thanks to my friends at sitemeter, I have discovered that someone has used the google translation service to translate my page into Spanish.
All the great writers use this language. Cervantes, Allende, Torquemada.
I feel a Nobel prize coming my way.
Cazza, how about a Latin translation?
Zoe, French, Dutch, Walloon?
Anyone for classical Greek? Homer, we all bloody hate him round our way.

25 comments:

caroline said...

Not likely.

Wonder who the first person to mention The Simpsons will be...

Hoosier said...

Finally, some legitimacy back to the Nobel prize!

Adam said...

I specialize in Southern Drawl and Kreativ Spellng. I could do those.

Vicus Scurra said...

Caroline. That would be you.
Hoosier. What language do y'all speak in Indiana? Indianian? Can you do me a translation?
Adam! My dear old artichoke! You are developing a sense of humour. It will be pubic hair and a political conscience next.

caroline said...

The Simpsons or Kreativ Spellin?

Sadly, I can only do, in any proper sense, the latter.

Boggins said...

Doesn't need translating into Gibberish, ennyhoo...

Fist said...
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Fist said...

http://www.pornolize.com/ is the best interw3b translator there is. It's how I read you.

Mark Gamon said...

I know a dog called Homer. 70% spaniel, 25% collie, 5% unattributed. Did you mean him?

Watski said...

I'm trying to work out how that happened Mark - is there some sort of doggie threesome problem around your way?

Vicus Scurra said...

Caroline. You asked who would be first to mention the Simpsons. I pointed out that it was you.

Boggins. I think that it is inappropriate that you post malicious remarks about me on my own web journal. In future, email them to me please, and I can then post them, and take the credit.

And Watski, lovely as it is to have you back here, I wish you would desist from encouraging the social oddballs who visit this site from beginning a discussion on canine porn.

Adam said...

Just watch. Now half the visitors to this site will have found it via a Google Search for "canine porn."

Vicus Scurra said...

Good job no one mentioned cross dressing antelope shaggers then.

caroline morphess said...

Yes, yes I did get it Mr Grumpy.

Watski said...

Sorry. That's how I got here in the first place.

broomhilda said...

Mark,
Get you dog off my badger...the ferrets are getting jealous, and it could get quite messy!

Thank goodness no one mentioned the transgendered moose shaggers either.

Vicus Scurra said...

Thank you all. I have (and you have no idea how much it pains me to admit this) 'lol'ed several times at the comments on this thread.

Must go now, "What's that Lassie? Timmy can't find the KY jelly?"

Hoosier said...

An Indianian translation=

Fella talks about a computer thingy..not sure what a google is, but it sounds kinky--prob-ly French. Now about turnin it Spanish, that cost extra-I knew a guy once who did it.
Only great writer I know is Louis L'Amour and he don't write in Spanish, though he sometimes writes in Mexican.
uh...
huh..
Homer sucks, up with Aristotle!

Adam said...

I like to Google myself!

What? There's nothing wrong with it!

Mark Gamon said...

If you knew Homer, you'd believe anything was possible. He's got a rather pronounced leer (for a dog). However he has now swapped sex for beer. Which almost made this a poem but I can't be bothered to tidy up the scansion...

zoe said...

oh we, je puh tradweer se blog on fronsay. kel jwa.

why are people talking about doing strange things with their dogs ? i don't understand what it's all about.

Q looks great when he wears my heels.

Vicus Scurra said...

Adam, stop making me laugh and get back to being an underachiever.

Mark, you didn't mean Lear did you? A thespian canine. (I guess that is a cue for Watski to come back with some appalling pun about homosexuality).

It wasn't me, Zoe. Watski started it then ran away.

broomhilda said...

It's true, I had such high hopes for this post. It started out so Nobel...
Then along comes Watski and everything immediatly slid into the gutter.
What ever you do, don't mention the fact that Adam has been Googling himself again. The fact that he's in the southern States... Well, that just opens a whole new forum in the world of debauchery.

Vicus Scurra said...

Broomhilda, don't be too harsh on Adam. He is at Koelej, and away from home. He is therefore unable to google his first cousin.

Adam said...

It sure is easy to Google Broomhilds. Only took .17 seconds.

Faster is better, right?

*Ducks again*