May I suggest that you start your day by doing something uplifting and inspiring?
- Fling open your windows and inhale the fresh air.
- Thank the creator for another day of human life.
- Enjoy a hearty breakfast of freshly squeezed raspberry juice and green lentil pancakes.
- If you are of an athletic disposition, try a few minutes of vigorous masturbation.
Do NOT do as I did and check your RSS feeds for news.
This morning’s depressing items include.
- The release on bail of Pinochet.
- The retirement from international rugby of Tana Umaga, which will diminish the quality of play in the next world cup, and possibly reduce the amount of time that paramedics spend on the field also.
- Adam has added to his journal.