Daphne. You are spending too much time with that idiot Zoe. Stating the bleeding obvious does not go down well here. But, apart from that, it is nice to see you again.
If Brian Moore were still around we could have this incident and the Rooney bollock crunching one set to music as the picture is sped up and played backwards and forwards...
Gimmee that, gimmee that, gimmee gimmee gimmee that, gimmee that thing, gimmee that, gimmee gimmee that, gimmee that thing, gimmee that, gimmee gimmee that, gimmee gimmee gimmee that thing.
Geoff, that's twice this evening I have almost been tempted to post a gratuitous LOL or ROFL my AO because of something you've written. Is it because you have now completely run out of water in B'heath and are now resorting to eating the local laburnums?
Do you think Paddy Crerand would have been there in a pink shirt?
It really is a sad indictment of our own footballers' standards of education. Think about it; at least one the protagonists from Sunday's affair understood or spoke the other's language to a level of proficiency whereby a complex insult could be understood. Somehow I cannot imagine such a scenario occuring with our own practioners of the art.
Adam, we are aware that you have begun writing again. We have despatched Mr Zidane to give you an appropriate response in person. I mentioned you several times in Missouri, to no avail. The only responses were of apparent embarrassment, ranging from general shiftiness, through sobbing, uncontrollable urination to sudden explosive voiding of the bowels. The only exception was the gentleman who chased me through the mall in Blue Springs shouting "We're not all fucking extras from 'Deliverance' you know".
If Vicus went to Kansas to study Spanish, he's got to be bitterly disappointed.
I say he went because he was extradited under the Extradition Act 2003, as sort of a dry run for the NatWest/Enron Three, and just on general principles, as he looks just the type.
He was repatriated against his will after it was discovered that he was a vegetarian and even Gitmo wouldn't take him.
Gitmo Hilton- Secret US prison in Cuba where inhumane interrogations are performed. Namely, all conversation in focused on Paris Hilton, not unlike the US cable news channels and supermarket/Target tabloids.
You silly fellow, there is no way that Schopenhauer was a Buddhist, he reached his conclusions through pure empiricism.
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He even got that one in before I had time to preview it.
Pavlov, you will sleep in your own bed tonight.
Thanks Jack.
Alright, you lot, over to Watski's and give him a big hug.
You're back then.
Daphne. You are spending too much time with that idiot Zoe. Stating the bleeding obvious does not go down well here.
But, apart from that, it is nice to see you again.
I'm back too. Been a bit busy. Your football suggestions were very sensible.
My God. I just called Vicus 'sensible'.
It's all right, Mark. None of us have standards anymore.
If Brian Moore were still around we could have this incident and the Rooney bollock crunching one set to music as the picture is sped up and played backwards and forwards...
Gimmee that, gimmee that, gimmee gimmee gimmee that, gimmee that thing, gimmee that, gimmee gimmee that, gimmee that thing, gimmee that, gimmee gimmee that, gimmee gimmee gimmee that thing.
Geoff, that's twice this evening I have almost been tempted to post a gratuitous LOL or ROFL my AO because of something you've written. Is it because you have now completely run out of water in B'heath and are now resorting to eating the local laburnums?
Do you think Paddy Crerand would have been there in a pink shirt?
It really is a sad indictment of our own footballers' standards of education. Think about it; at least one the protagonists from Sunday's affair understood or spoke the other's language to a level of proficiency whereby a complex insult could be understood. Somehow I cannot imagine such a scenario occuring with our own practioners of the art.
Vicus, I regret to inform you of a horrible tragedy.
I have, at last, revived my blog. And the current post even involves the now-famous World Cup headbutt.
Haha...I said "butt!"
Also, did you say hello to my fellow Target minons while in the "Surely Someone Must Care About Us" State, as I mentioned in the comments?
cneupljm- The gym where cneupls go to work out, of course.
Adam, we are aware that you have begun writing again. We have despatched Mr Zidane to give you an appropriate response in person.
I mentioned you several times in Missouri, to no avail. The only responses were of apparent embarrassment, ranging from general shiftiness, through sobbing, uncontrollable urination to sudden explosive voiding of the bowels. The only exception was the gentleman who chased me through the mall in Blue Springs shouting "We're not all fucking extras from 'Deliverance' you know".
Hell, half of them look like they were by-products of the love scene in Deliverance.
Sorry, Raincoaster, the Brits don't get irony.
"irony?"
Y'all are tawkin' nawn-sayunce.
Raincoaster,
You shure got purty lips . . . wait, for irony's sake I should have been saying that to Vicus.
Been around that damned Bush boy too long . . . .
Fellow minions, we need to find out just why vicus went to Kansas.
It's imperative that we understand the reasons for his voyage.
"Total deadbeat loser"
jajaja eso te consideras? muy triste tu realidad, espero un pobre y triste perdedor, espero ke sepas castellano
It's 'espero QUE' not K.
Eres de Espana, si? O puedes ser de Venezuela. Dicen 'castellano' alli tambien, en vez de espanol.
Eres de Peru.
Vicus, love the cauliflower comment. Lovely.
If Vicus went to Kansas to study Spanish, he's got to be bitterly disappointed.
I say he went because he was extradited under the Extradition Act 2003, as sort of a dry run for the NatWest/Enron Three, and just on general principles, as he looks just the type.
He was repatriated against his will after it was discovered that he was a vegetarian and even Gitmo wouldn't take him.
Do I win something?
If the White House is sponsoring the contest, you win a good beating and a three-yeart vacation at the plywood suite at the Gitmo Hilton.
No linens allowed/
Gitmo Hilton- Secret US prison in Cuba where inhumane interrogations are performed. Namely, all conversation in focused on Paris Hilton, not unlike the US cable news channels and supermarket/Target tabloids.
pam, what on earth was that man saying? do tell
pam, what on earth was that man saying? do tell
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