Monday, July 10, 2006

Mystery revealed. What was actually said.

You silly fellow, there is no way that Schopenhauer was a Buddhist, he reached his conclusions through pure empiricism.

sits back and waits for that frightful swot Pavlov to correct something or other.

30 comments:

Interpreter Pavlov said...

Erm...'swot', surely?

Dear Vicus, it's so good to have you back with us.

Vicus Scurra said...

He even got that one in before I had time to preview it.
Pavlov, you will sleep in your own bed tonight.

Brutus said...

Read somewhere that he nutted him 'cause he squeezed his nipple .. obviously he didn't like that.

Firm but fair.

Have a look over at Watski's blog

Vicus Scurra said...

Thanks Jack.
Alright, you lot, over to Watski's and give him a big hug.

Daphne Wayne-Bough said...

You're back then.

Vicus Scurra said...

Daphne. You are spending too much time with that idiot Zoe. Stating the bleeding obvious does not go down well here.
But, apart from that, it is nice to see you again.

Mark Gamon said...

I'm back too. Been a bit busy. Your football suggestions were very sensible.

My God. I just called Vicus 'sensible'.

raincoaster said...

It's all right, Mark. None of us have standards anymore.

Geoff said...

If Brian Moore were still around we could have this incident and the Rooney bollock crunching one set to music as the picture is sped up and played backwards and forwards...

Gimmee that, gimmee that, gimmee gimmee gimmee that, gimmee that thing, gimmee that, gimmee gimmee that, gimmee that thing, gimmee that, gimmee gimmee that, gimmee gimmee gimmee that thing.

Dyna Girl said...

I don't know where you come up with this shit! I am glad you are home from the, "Show Me" state. It's the only place I ahve ever been arrested.

Richard said...

Geoff, that's twice this evening I have almost been tempted to post a gratuitous LOL or ROFL my AO because of something you've written. Is it because you have now completely run out of water in B'heath and are now resorting to eating the local laburnums?

Do you think Paddy Crerand would have been there in a pink shirt?

Richard said...

It really is a sad indictment of our own footballers' standards of education. Think about it; at least one the protagonists from Sunday's affair understood or spoke the other's language to a level of proficiency whereby a complex insult could be understood. Somehow I cannot imagine such a scenario occuring with our own practioners of the art.

Adam said...

Vicus, I regret to inform you of a horrible tragedy.

I have, at last, revived my blog. And the current post even involves the now-famous World Cup headbutt.

Haha...I said "butt!"

Also, did you say hello to my fellow Target minons while in the "Surely Someone Must Care About Us" State, as I mentioned in the comments?

cneupljm- The gym where cneupls go to work out, of course.

Mystic mog said...

Funny I thought he said "Stitch that" - in french ?
cheers
mystic

Vicus Scurra said...

Adam, we are aware that you have begun writing again. We have despatched Mr Zidane to give you an appropriate response in person.
I mentioned you several times in Missouri, to no avail. The only responses were of apparent embarrassment, ranging from general shiftiness, through sobbing, uncontrollable urination to sudden explosive voiding of the bowels. The only exception was the gentleman who chased me through the mall in Blue Springs shouting "We're not all fucking extras from 'Deliverance' you know".

raincoaster said...

Hell, half of them look like they were by-products of the love scene in Deliverance.

Brutus said...

"love scene in Deliverance"

Bloody hell Raincoaster, thats your idea of a love scene?

Vicus Scurra said...

Sorry, Raincoaster, the Brits don't get irony.

raincoaster said...

"irony?"

Y'all are tawkin' nawn-sayunce.

Frontier Editor said...

Raincoaster,

You shure got purty lips . . . wait, for irony's sake I should have been saying that to Vicus.

Been around that damned Bush boy too long . . . .

Pamela Troeppl said...

Fellow minions, we need to find out just why vicus went to Kansas.

It's imperative that we understand the reasons for his voyage.

Interpreter Pavlov said...

It's spreading. Only to be expected, I suppose. Have a look at http://soldeguernica.blogspot.com

Irredento Urbanita said...

"Total deadbeat loser"

jajaja eso te consideras? muy triste tu realidad, espero un pobre y triste perdedor, espero ke sepas castellano

Pamela Troeppl said...

It's 'espero QUE' not K.

Eres de Espana, si? O puedes ser de Venezuela. Dicen 'castellano' alli tambien, en vez de espanol.

Pamela Troeppl said...

Eres de Peru.

Vicus, love the cauliflower comment. Lovely.

raincoaster said...

If Vicus went to Kansas to study Spanish, he's got to be bitterly disappointed.

I say he went because he was extradited under the Extradition Act 2003, as sort of a dry run for the NatWest/Enron Three, and just on general principles, as he looks just the type.

He was repatriated against his will after it was discovered that he was a vegetarian and even Gitmo wouldn't take him.

Do I win something?

Frontier Editor said...

If the White House is sponsoring the contest, you win a good beating and a three-yeart vacation at the plywood suite at the Gitmo Hilton.

No linens allowed/

Adam said...

Gitmo Hilton- Secret US prison in Cuba where inhumane interrogations are performed. Namely, all conversation in focused on Paris Hilton, not unlike the US cable news channels and supermarket/Target tabloids.

jromer said...

pam, what on earth was that man saying? do tell

jromer said...

pam, what on earth was that man saying? do tell