Thursday, October 04, 2007

Compefuckingtition time

Here is a chance to redeem yourselves.
Only one of you bothered to wish dear, sweet Adam a happy birthday, and even that person (You know who you are) was very unpleasant about it. Don't expect the birthday angel to visit you this year.
I also suspect that not many of you got the joke in the previous post. I hope that is not the case, but I am not very optimistic about it.
Anyway, I received an email headed:
"Increasing ROI for COA Solutions Users"
Come on then, what does it mean?
Removal Ointment Imminence for Carbuncle on Arse?


Geoff said...

Republic of Ireland for Catholics On Aphrodisiacs.


Hoosier said...

The new 2007 Royal Book of Instructons for Crotch Ointment Application.

I tried to wish Adam happy birthday, but he only accepts blogger exclusive.

Richard said...

I got the joke, I just couldn't think of a snappy rejoinder.

It means that if you got that at work, whoever sent it is a twat.

Reg Pither said...

It means that people who use COA Solutions can now get more ROI. You have to get up early to catch me out.

I, like the view said...

reinvogorating optimism inventory for cold old arseholes


Vicus Scurra said...

ILTV in the lead so far.

Richard said...

Read our instructions for covering our arses. See, it's a work one.

Dave said...

Who cares? People who write in acronyms should be shot.

By the way, I thought your last past was the wittiest thing you've ever posted. I nearly LOL.

I, like the view said...

I'm trying to supress my glee

could my prize be to be linked from your blog? I've always fancied being an assorted wastrel. . .

I shall return again to see if the bar has been raised

(word ver: undercover-muck-flinger)