Tuesday, October 02, 2007

This is what we want

Just when you are thinking that God has abandoned us, and that there is only bad news, along come some spunky lasses with their own brand of performance theatre. Alas, so far, there is no video footage, so regular readers will have to make do with that film of Dave in his work clothes wrestling a body builder in a vat of raspberry yoghourt, that is proving to be such a hit on youtube.

8 comments:

Geoff said...

If there's only one nun left, how does the world know she's silent?

Vicus Scurra said...

Geoff! How good to hear from you! It is comments of this quality that have established this site as the place of pilgrimage for those with enquirying and discriminatory minds.

Vicus Scurra said...

And she did a great silent mime when the other nun kicked her in the tits.

raincoaster said...

I believe they call that "Reverse Jazz Hands."

Really, the expectation that three old Italian women would get along for any length of time requires greater suspension of disbelief than anything in either of the Testaments.

Hoosier said...

Imagine just how nasty her habits had to be to drive her only companions to kick her ass. Spitting toenails into the communion wine, maybe?

She always has a home in America as a wrestler.

Reg Pither said...

How the fuck do you have a blazing row with someone when you've taken a vow of silence? You can't even say "What you lookin' at?"
I suppose they just passed notes to each other. "Tell Sister Shagbreath she's a twat." "Tell Madge the Penitent Prick that if she doesn't watch her note-writing I'm going to ram this candle up her arse." "Tell Shagbreath I did that last night so you're not scaring anyone."

Vicus Scurra said...

It is mildly alarming that you all seem to have such a strange idea about what goes on in a convent.
It is a good thing that these opinions are not widely held, or the reputation of the Church might suffer.

Richard said...

"Nasty Habits"

I did a lol