Line from the same tour, on being heckled: "Yes, I remember my first drink", pause, "That's one of my answers to hecklers, the other one is 'fuck off you cunt', but I'm saving that for the Royal Command Variety Performance".
I,LTV. That thing about a park, Gorky something, would be "Gorky Park". Spooky, eh? The first time I saw him, he came on stage and said "Good evening". Someone in the audience shouted "Good evening", to which he responded "Oh, fuck off, it's not a fucking panto". I think he stole that line from Vera Lynn.
My Word! To think that you would sully the joyous festivities raging throughout the Commonwealth, as we celebrate the Queen's 60th year of closing her eyes and thinking of England whilst servicing Phillip, with the prattle of this angry man in an ill fitting suit.
I should think that your invitation to the next Queen & Corgi Tea is being revoked as we speak. Good Day to you Sir!
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He's doing the Royal Variety Show this year, isn't he?
Line from the same tour, on being heckled:
"Yes, I remember my first drink", pause, "That's one of my answers to hecklers, the other one is 'fuck off you cunt', but I'm saving that for the Royal Command Variety Performance".
thank you for that
I was far too young/naive/inexperienced in the early eighties to have appreciated the delightful Mr Sayle
altho now, in my early 40s, I do enjoy re-runs of The Young Ones
(I did quite like him in that film about a park where the maggots ate the flesh off bones. . . Gorky something or other)
I,LTV. That thing about a park, Gorky something, would be "Gorky Park". Spooky, eh?
The first time I saw him, he came on stage and said "Good evening". Someone in the audience shouted "Good evening", to which he responded "Oh, fuck off, it's not a fucking panto".
I think he stole that line from Vera Lynn.
My Word!
To think that you would sully the joyous festivities raging throughout the Commonwealth, as we celebrate the Queen's 60th year of closing her eyes and thinking of England whilst servicing Phillip, with the prattle of this angry man in an ill fitting suit.
I should think that your invitation to the next Queen & Corgi Tea is being revoked as we speak.
Good Day to you Sir!
If they shoot social workers then they can't be all bad
I'm going to have to wait till someone adds English subtitles. Can't make out a word of this. Is that a good thing?
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