I would just like to say how tickled I am, under the circumstances - have you ever been tickled under the circumstances missus? - to celebrate the 80th birthday of Ken Dodd. Those of you who have not heard of him will not find much on the internet to indicate just how funny he is. A master of his craft.
(Anyone posting negative comments will be countered with "He's funnier than you, fuckwit" - you have been warned).
And any pedantic git noting that I posted this about 45 minutes before his birthday can sod off as well.
Here's looking forward to the next 80 years.