Tuesday, January 05, 2010

Any more perverts?

Someone on the Indescribablyboring has located my previous posting, if not my G spot, and commenced to find some other unsubstantiated claims to do with thingy.

The correspondent finds ten subjects to conjecture upon, but mysteriously ends the final one with:

"that frequent masturbation can actually reduce the chances of contracting prostate ca"

I guess that he just gave into the impulse after getting too involved in the subject.

I tell you this by way of warning.

8 comments:

Geoff said...

Maybe he tossed himself off a cliff.

Christopher said...

'prostate ca'? Obviously he suddenly went blind.

Romeo Morningwood said...

Perhaps his hairy palms suddenly became entangled in the keyboard?

Actually I believe that badgering the witness is a valid medical procedure that is based on sound scientificky principles.

I, Like The View said...

I was going to make a really pertinent comment, but now I'm humming "Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger, Mushroom! Mushroom!"

(my children now inform me that the rest of the song goes "It's a Snake! It's a Snake! ")

The Mistress said...

Geoff: Or maybe he just tossed off!

I think he meant to type "prostate.ca"

For information about the Canadian prostate scene.

Boz said...

Probably not the first time someone has tailed off before finishing.

Anonymous said...

Well, I played the song at ILTV's place and have concluded it's about a trouser snake.But much funnier than that other tosser.

Betty said...

Isn't Prostate, CA a small town in California?