Sunday, August 27, 2006

She's back, she's back! It's the same one!

The snarling old antipodean ratbag is back, spitting venom, devouring children and flatulating in her unique way.
Lovely to have you back, sweetie.

14 comments:

caroline said...

Well thank-you Vics, I would call you sweetie too, but then I would have to be sick.

Please forgive my slow response: apparently my hard drive is up the creek.

Tell Mrs V that I will be in contact soon and the offer of a safe home is always there.

Pamela Troeppl said...

I've heard vicus call someone an old cabbage, but never sweetie. What's up with that, dear vicus?

Vicus Scurra said...

She is such a sweetie. Have you not met her, Pamela? Sugar flows through her veins.

Richard said...

She's diabetic?

Vicus Scurra said...

Don't be naughty, Richard, and neither is she diabolic just in case that was a typo.

Pamela Troeppl said...

I know someone who is both diabolic and diabetic.

Perhaps it's a twofer?

caroline said...

Got some new friends then, my ghastly ginger nemesis?

Vicus Scurra said...

Yes, and a damned sight more respectful than you are, I have to say. They do lack your vicious use of rhetoric, however, and would do well to take note.

boneme - I'd rather you didn't.

Richard said...

I'm not that new and I know she's got a tongue on her.

caroline said...

Well of course I have a tongue you silly man. How else could I chew?

Vicus Scurra said...

Dunno, Cazza, old verucca, my guess would be that you swallow your victims whole like some of the larger snakes.
I hope that that helps.

Richard said...

You can chew with your tongue? Have they got you behind glass?

raincoaster said...

They did, but she gnawed her way out!

Anonymous said...

Vicus, I hate to say it, but she is only nasty to you.

Across the antipodean blogosphere, she is known as Saint Caroline, patron saint of Sweetness and Light.

- barista