Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Your tasks for the coming hours

Thanks to my friends, the Facebook brothers, I am able to pass on the information that tomorrow (3rd October) is Adam's birthday. I hope that you will all visit him and leave sincere and effusive good wishes on this most auspicious of days. And, who knows, he may even get laid. You will see that he is very lonely - no one much comments on his blog these days - and confused - he still adopts a pro-Bush stance. What is the internet for, if not to guide young people along the path to decadence and cynicism?

I was also surprised when listening to Zoe's appearance on the radio to hear that she has been troubled by a commenter on her blog who constantly takes the part of her twat of a boyfriend and her son. Surely to goodness there is no place for male chauvinism in the virtual world? Does it not behove us all to support at every opportunity those poor women who are not blessed with a partner who has embraced female emancipation? I am saddened, having given her so much support over the years, to find that there are those out there who seek to undermine the loving vibes that we are all sending to her. I would encourage you to be vigilant in seeking out those who think that Zoe and those of her friends who are similarly mistreated are to be viewed as the subject of some puerile schoolboy humour, and publicly shaming them.

10 comments:

Richard said...

Two posts in one day is a bit much, isn't it?

Is Adam a teenager yet?

I missed Zoe on the wireless because where I'm working at the moment they either have Radio 1 on or play sweary rap. Unless that was Zoe.

Vicus Scurra said...

It can't be "a bit much" it can either be twice as much as is necessary, or, more likely, an infinite amount more than is required.
I am not sure of Adam's age. I think he is in the 4th grade, which in his home state means he can be anywhere between 8 and 52.
I have put a link to Zoe's podcast in the post now. If I had to listen to the fucking rubbish then you will have to as well. Zoe's bit is at the end. The Twat is a natural on the radio. There could be a series in it for them.

Dave said...

Typical, you can find a podcast of a radio broadcast, but not a video of nuns wrestling.

Is this why I pay my licence fee? Call this public service broadcasting?

Vicus Scurra said...

I hope the rest of you have nicer things to say to Adam on his birthday. The poor lad has been looking forward to it all year, and we don't want any tears dropping onto the cake do we?

Richard said...

Who could that commenter be, I wonder? The one she has a love hate relationship with, I mean. I thought she sounded a little bit worse for hospitality, even though Andy denied there was any.

Vicus Scurra said...

I wish I knew, Richard, I'd give the blighter a piece of my mind.

Betty said...

You once informed us that Zoe had a very deep, masculine voice. Having listened to the broadcast, this doesn't appear to be the case. Unless she was the other one being interviewed - the one with the northern accent.

zoe said...

vicus, at least i didn't name 'THAT' person. think yourself lucky, you grumpy git.

Adam said...

Hey now, I usually tolerate your constant picking on me, but saying that I still have a pro-Bush stance is going a bit far. I stopped supporting him sometime in early 2006.

Currently, his supporters consist entirely of his parents, Karl Rove, and a disturbingly large section of Congress.

Vicus Scurra said...

Adam. So sorry. Welcome to the Troskyist Anarcho Alliance.