Breaking News: All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash
Those of you familiar with Private Eye will understand that the title is ironic, and refers to the source of the above little news item.
Nevertheless, happy new year to ILTV especially, and to everyone else. You will all be guaranteed a happy new year if you go over there and give her a big (non-sexual) virtual hug. I am not prepared to speculate what the outcome of a sexual hug would be.