Breaking News: All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash
Those of you familiar with Private Eye will understand that the title is ironic, and refers to the source of the above little news item.
Nevertheless, happy new year to ILTV especially, and to everyone else. You will all be guaranteed a happy new year if you go over there and give her a big (non-sexual) virtual hug. I am not prepared to speculate what the outcome of a sexual hug would be.
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A very happy new year to you Vicus and all your dear readers. Long may you continue to brighten their days and bring smiles to their faces with your wit and wonder.
This humble missive is sent virtually, but does contain a rather huge slurpy kiss (even though I have not been on the bubbly tonight). I hope Mrs Scurra will forgive my being so forward.
You rarey forgive me for being so backward. And quite right too.
I do hope that 2009 is as good for you as it is for me.
Oi, what about ME? I sent you a fucking card and I don't even get a special mention - oh, apart from playing charades on Skype because you don't know how to get your mic working.
Telling me to Book Cough wasn't very nice.
A very happy new year to your lovely wife who was so supportive in the background. May she have many more oranges this year.
Yes, yes, Zoe, it's all about you isn't it? With you bunch of sycophantic expats who seem to think that your cruelty to your children and your poor partner is quaint.
And this is nothing wrong with my microphone, it worked fine for others. I suspect that you are simply unable to hear the male voice. And everything else works just fine.
Happy new year by the way.
And I notice that your blog is down "for maintenance". Get your bloody sound system fixed while you are at it.
And another happy new year.
That video is VERY funny!
I knew something was wrong when they mentioned that bloke's friends.
Great stuff.
I was going to give you a hug, but I'll go over to View instead.
Have a good 2009.
My blog is down as visitors may get infected by somebody who has and repeatedly hacked into my site. So to avoid others getting a virus I have taken it off line.
My mic still works fine as do my headphones.
Happy New Year, Grumps.
I did a LOL.
Happy New Year
Happy New Year Vicus dear.
Well, be my clock, you've had 5 days to get it right so I'll wish you continuing happiness. Or perhaps a Double Happy?
Mr Scurra, I like the cut of your jib.
Sorry, a bit pissed.
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