Tedious, ungrammatical, unoriginal and tasteless crap from someone old enough to know better.
Sunday, February 20, 2005
I am here to help you all
An old friend and avid reader of this journal, a Mr Trellis of North Epsom, congratulated me today on my fame, and asked for a gift of £100. I pointed out to him that I saw my role as more of a help to the whole of humanity rather than specific individuals.As it, no doubt, behoves me to aid those less fortunate, if there are any readers with a problem of any sort on which they feel I can advise, then please feel free to ask.There are one or two subjects about which I know very little, but I do not see any reason why that should stand in the way of my giving advice. So come on then, whether you are troubled about the nature of human existence, or perplexed by your habitual return to read this kack, then do not feel intimidated by my towering intellect or insight into the human psyche.