I was delighted just now to see that my old friends Theodore and Evadne Google had directed a seeker in this direction again. Thanks Theo. This searcher for truth had typed the phrase “fucking world cup”. This web site was quite highly placed on the results page because I used that phrase just a few days ago.
I think that I should clarify. I was referring to the current soccer tournament taking place in
There would be categories for couples and for individuals.
When I say individuals, I do not mean that the competition should involve their fucking themselves (unless their name was Blair), but that they would enter the competition without prior experience of their appointed partner.
Points would be awarded for endurance, facial expression, noise, athleticism, posture, fluidity of movement, movement of fluids and having big tits (ladies only).
The competition would, initially at least, be heterosexual and involve only members of the human race. This is not intended to be discriminatory or judgemental, but simply an attempt to draw boundaries somewhere.
I think I will leave it there. I am sure there will be no shortage of suggestions to further define the rules and procedures.
The tournament could represent the chance for people of the world, irrespective of race, culture or political ideology to unite in the joyous expression of humanity. (Anyone trying to use the phrase “coming together” in the comments section will be penalised)