Thursday, October 06, 2016

National Poetry Day

I was pleased to learn via the electric wireless that today is National Poetry Day.
Let’s have some clerihews – and, remember, the watchword is “sophistication”.

Theresa May
Should just go away
She is moving to the right
And her policies and government are totally full of shite.

Amber Rudd
Really should
Fuck off, but she’s not a racist
In the same way that I am One Direction’s bassist.

Philip Hammond
Is no shining diamond.
He warns of an economic rollercoaster
But I would prefer to put his innards in a toaster.

Jeremy Hunt

No, can’t think of anything.