Slimy
Dave was on the electric radio this morning, being pressed (not literally,
alas) about the parallels between the recent display of youthful exuberance on
the streets of London, and the dreadful criminal activity of the terrorists in
the Bullingdon Club during his youth. His first response was that the London
rioters were organised. Let us all hope that he has learnt since those days.
Wouldn’t it be awful if the first lord of the treasury was lacking in basic
abilities such as organisation and planning. I am confident in his capability to
inflict the light hearted antics of his school pals on the rest of us in an
efficient and calculated manner.
Elsewhere,
his pet moron, Wackford Gove, has hit upon the splendid notion of using
ex-service personnel to bring some backbone to the teaching profession. He has
the foresight to realise that these young people have had it far too easy for
too long. His new education act, subtitled “Shoot the little fuckers” will pass
through parliament next year. In the meantime, let’s welcome the first of the new
qualified ex-military teachers to the profession.
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thank you for putting a smile on my face this morning
(if anyone makes anything rude out of tha I'll have a tantrum)
Just don't let that newly qualified ex-military teacher anywhere near the Bunsen burners.
Sx
This may turn out to be the key condition of Ghaddafi's surrender.
(Wackford Gove - excellent!)
I hate Gove with a passion I thought I was too old for, nothing about him is funny and if you value the education of the next generation you should join me in my attempt to blow up the houses of parliament. I'm thinking sometime end of October maybe the beginning of Novemeber.
Much enjoyed this. Shouldn't laugh really, as it's all true......
May I drop in? Someone suggested that they can then send all the sacked teachers to Afghanistan.
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