Liam
Fox is being hounded by the press because he has a friend. Unusual as that is
for a Tory, surely we should be congratulating him on his endeavours: he has
shown ingenuity. If it transpires that he has been using the services of a
website - “BefriendaTory” or some such – then I, for one, will not judge him on
that.
As
a treehugging, pinko, commie faggot, I firmly believe that it is possible to
integrate Conservatives into our society by showing love and compassion. Just
look at my record in attempting to help dear Boris become human. There are, no
doubt, those out there who believe that the best remedy for our current
problems is to take the current cabinet and burn them at the stake. Well, the “Disembowel
Dave” movement will find no favour here. Well, maybe a bit.
I
am grateful we do not live in an authoritarian regime where people who make poor
decisions in their social lives are not immediately put in high security
institutions. As such, Adam Werrity should be cared for rather than condemned.
Mr
Werrity (even the name sounds Dickensian) should be allowed his social
liberties. If it turns out that he cannot count to seven or remember the words
to Humpty Dumpty as we all suspect, then attempts should be made to educate
him.
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Of course, you could read the latest article from the mayor of London - number 2,348 in the series "If business men like it then we should do it regardless of whether it results in misery for 99.9993% of the population and fucks up the planet", in the Torygraph, then you could be forgiven for wanting to torture the thick fucker.
Do you think that one day an authoritarian regime might judge us on those we call 'friends' on Facebook?
I can re-educate him. With a pointy stick.
Let me know if you come up with a plan. As a tree-hugging, PETA-friendly, pull-up-your-pants-you-ridiculous-youth-YOU, middle-aged American I have a number of people -- and this is just off the top of my head, you understand -- we could enroll.
Pearl
Quite possibly, Dave. Are you thinking of St Peter? You can possibly avoid that one by slipping him a couple of quid and telling him your friendship was based on charity.
Richard. Up the backside, I trust.
Pearl. Please. Send the list.
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