Sunday, May 11, 2014


The Indescribable reports "Nigel Farage says homosexuality makes most Britons aged over 70 feel uncomfortable as he defends candidate Roger Helmer"

This is a tricky one, isn't it? Maybe our Nige is telling the truth for once. I tend to err on the side of fairness, and just because someone has a proven track record of talking total bollocks all of the time, it does not prove that he is not occasionally capable of telling the truth once or twice. But let's put him aside for a moment. I would quite like to put him aside permanently – it is not as though there is a shortage of twats to replace him.

Let us turn our attention for a moment then to the elderly. Yes, they may be irritating and irrelevant, but that does not mean that they are not deserving of compassion. So, granddad, if homosexuality makes you feel uncomfortable the solution is simple. Stop doing it. Alternatively, find a less painful way of doing it – I am sure that these exist, but don’t wish to encourage the use of this website for the dissemination of such information.

If any of you wish to tell Roger how to roger Nigel in a less painful way, his website is here:


Tim F said...

If Mr Helmer wishes to avoid the attention of predatory homosexualists, he ought to ditch that tache. The skimpy denim shorts are probably a bad move as well.

Anonymous said...

I don't wish to upset you but you are yourself one of the elderly these days. So what are your feelings?

Vicus Scurra said...

I am sure that Mr Helmer reads this, Tim, and will be very grateful.
As for "Anonymous" you saucy minx - thank you for the offer, but no.

Pearl said...

And this is why I love you.